Two women talk to each other: "It was very hard if we had a husband who was a manager, always had to watch. If didn't pay attention then the employees will draw him down right away"

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- What your saying, my husband did manage more than a dozen years and no one was dragging him.

- So he's really good! But he did manage where?

- In the cemetery. My husband made ​​ammunition.

Perfume

A woman came on in the perfume shop and told the counselor: "Do you have any kind of perfume that makes my husband hanging around me all day long?"

- You want your husband to be addicted to you like crazy, right?

perfume smell likes computer

- Yes, right!

- So what style do you want? Passionate or charming or luxury fresh inspired euphoria?

- Perhaps, you can sell to me the perfume that smells like the smell of my home computer. That is the best!

- !!!!!

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